This is the place to learn more about the 2 most in your face American sensations, The American Heart-throb and The American Ass. The Heart-throb loves ladies, drinking, and rocking out (acoustically) on the hoods' of cars. The Ass loves, well, being an ass and being an American, of course. They just might have blogged your girlfriend.
I don't know why, but I felt compelled to warn the lovely people of Denver the American Ass is re-locating to their area. I think it was very inconsiderate on his part, especially since he's required to introduce himself around his new neighborhood as per the terms of his conditional probation.
posted by The American Heart-throb @ 10:40 PM
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I put the F U in fun. I can also be found rocking out (acoustically) atop the hood of big cars. Other times I can found cavorting around downtown in various photo-ops.
