It's Fun To Throw Things

Townie Dart Club meeting now in session.  

In the photo you can tell I didn't believe The Ass when he said he would "F-ing throw an F-ing dart at my F-ing head, if I didn't F-ing move from in front of the F-ing dartboard". Fortunately, he sucks balls at throwing darts, and his errant throw sent his projectile straight down into the floor, no more than three feet in front of him. As an added bonus, he hit himself in the nuts when he did it too. Needless to say, we had to adjourn the meeting shortly thereafter, as his barrage of obscenities was too tough to record into our Club meeting's minutes.