Reservation for Three at Le Maison De Manage A Trois
I met these three ladies while working part time as a centerpiece at this outdoor cafe downtown. The Ass was working there too as a busboy, and we invited the 3 out with us. Eleanor (far left) and Britanny (middle) were highly touted recruits for the university's soccer team, and they got bent all out of shape after The Ass made his soapbox speech about how all soccer players smell like feet. Jeanette (far right) kept flirting with The Ass all night because she thought he was Michael Stipe.
posted by The American Heart-throb @ 3:07 PM
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6 Comments:
Get your French right you lazy good for nothing. The name of the restaurant is Le Maison De Mange A Trois, or roughly translated to "The Eat With Three House". We only have seating for three people per table. That's the gimmick.
The restaurant name has nothing to do with your sexual appetite or abilities. And don't forget that it came out of my tips when the manager realized that you defaced all the desert menus with the "Du Creme par Coeur". Roughly translated to "The Creme by Heart". You might have gotten away with it had you not wrote it on each menu with a Sharpee and insisted that each women who ordered it signed a waiver of liability.
And yes, soccer players smell like feet. That's a fact. I do not wish to discuss the Michael Stipe issue even if I used it to my advantage. We all have things in life we are ashamed of...
Fabulous. Now tell why you didn't have an air guitaring contest. Those ladies would have been your groupies.
The Ass got all pissy when I rocked out with the air guitar on the hood of his big ride, so I usually try to stick to only playing acoustic guitars. My leather pants also don't sit well with the judges at the Country Rock Saloon Tavern, the only place with a paying air guitar contest. That and The Ass always makes a stink about them claiming Johnny Cash, Elvis, and Kid Rock as country.
You're rednecked hicks. Go lose some teeth you poor excuse for an American. BTW did you finish high school? You are pathetic. Crawl back undr a rock.
Aww how cute, our first flame post. Congratulations.
Damn, that's a real restaurant?
I figured it was jsut a joke.
Could be a great excuse to get some threeway 'dates' going.
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