8 Seconds!!!

I'm still pissed Luke Perry didn't credit me with teaching him how to ride so authentically for that movie.

The Ass went out of town to establish his alibi, or for vacation, I can't remember which. Either way, he took his big ride with him, leaving me with this as my only means of transportation. It wouldn't be so bad if the damn thing didn't eat/crap so much, or wasn't firmly bolted into place.