Double dose.

We've been a little slack with the posts, so I figured we needed to step it up with ladies. These two were sharing a bottle of Sweetwater 420 until I introduced them to PBR and the American Heart-throb.

The blonde's name was Tiffany and she had a bad crush on The Ass ever since she saw him at the flea market haggling over the price of some rope and a machete with a guy with an eye-patch. Her friend's name was Amber, or Kelly, or Valerie, or one of those damn Saved By The 90210 names. She kept calling me "Zack", and the Ass "Slater". The Ass refused to give them a ride home because he was low on gas.