Double dose.
We've been a little slack with the posts, so I figured we needed to step it up with ladies. These two were sharing a bottle of Sweetwater 420 until I introduced them to PBR and the American Heart-throb.
The blonde's name was Tiffany and she had a bad crush on The Ass ever since she saw him at the flea market haggling over the price of some rope and a machete with a guy with an eye-patch. Her friend's name was Amber, or Kelly, or Valerie, or one of those damn Saved By The 90210 names. She kept calling me "Zack", and the Ass "Slater". The Ass refused to give them a ride home because he was low on gas.
posted by The American Heart-throb @ 1:05 PM
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I wouldn't have been low on gas if you hadn't insisted on going to the damned Hispanic grocery store on the other side of town in order to get the European version of JuJuBee's. Just because they have the kind with the Swedish text and banana-grape flavor I have drag your ass all over town because the ladies love them.
Tiffany was hot for me though but only because she wanted me to tie her up and cruise the Walmart parking lot with her in the trunk. She said it reminded her of high school back in Arkansas.
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