Why My Last Relationship Failed.

Last picture taken of me and the ex-girlfriend as a couple.

I get asked all the time things like, "What makes you go out on the town like you do?", "How do you deal with all the attention from being The Heart-throb?", "Where did you get those clothes?", and "Will you please ask your entourage to settle down before we toss your leather pants-ed ass?".
Most of the answers can be traced back to the last long-term relationship I held, and why it didn't work out. It's clear from the above photo that we were doomed because: 1) I'm outgoing and spontaneous, 2) She's a high-maintenance snob, 3) The Ass was hanging around with us WAY too much (he took the picture). Ultimately, it was The Ass who convinced me to end the relationship, by hooking up with her one night after work.