Taking sides in the great "Toilet Seat Debate"

Why I never learned to put down the toilet lid.

It seems to me that in the name of "equality", women would take some responsibility for putting up/down the toilet seat. We (males) put the toilet seat UP, 1 move required, and they (females) can easily put it DOWN, 1 move required. That's equality, the same number of moves are required of anyone regardless of sex/religion/ethnicity.

Which of these options do you prefer, when you're cutting it dangerously close to "go time":
a)Having to put the seat down, costing you precious seconds.
b)Having to wipe off a layer of urine from the seat, costing way more precious seconds, using precious rations of the toilet paper, and causing lingering fears about catching something.
c)Having to put down the seat, finding it soaked/needing to be wiped, and discovering there's no more paper left on the roll.
I wish they would make Jack Bauer deal with one of these scenarios on the show, 24. About 10-15 minutes of the episode would be Jack befouling a public restroom after making the poor decision to grande size his lunch burrito supreme.