The Greatest Beer in the World
The is no greater beer in the world than Miller High Life. If there's ever a battle-royal between the beers, Miller High Life would body slam the competition. High Life is so badass, they created a High Life themed lamp for those of us who appreciate it's smooth taste.
Now, there are people out there who have the nerve to say that Bud Light or Pete's Wicked Ale are far superior beers. Well, if that does happen, feel free to take a boot (or a bottle of High Life) straight to the side of their head. Argument over. Once they're down, order up another round of High Life, and make a pass at their girlfriends.
Chicks love guys who can kick ass.
posted by The American Ass @ 9:45 AM
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I suppose when I'm slumming with domestic beers, I'll go with High-Life (or PBR, if it's a long way 'til payday). However, to truly achieve my fullest air of smug self-superiority, I swig pints of Newcastle with the "townies".
Guiness is for frat-guys sword-fighting over who pays more for beer, and Killian's is shit. Nobody truly likes any hard to pronounce German import that can eat out your stomach lining. Anyone claiming to is either said import's actual German brewmeister, or an attention craving trend-whore who pulled the name off a Taco Mac menu. Newcastle is Brittish, easy to pronounce, and unlikely to poached by your High-Life drinking roommate, like The American Ass.
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