The American Ass in Cambodia, Photo One

The beautiful courtyard at the Phnom Pehn resort and sanctuary in lush Cambodia.

While playing some bingo and throwing down some beers at the local VFW, I won a drawing for an all expenses paid trip to Cambodia. I was a shoo-in since I was the only one to put a registration in the box. All I could think about was the young nubile foreign women waiting to take money to have sex with me. I couldn't wait to get back to the compound and torment the Hearthrob, who missed out on bingo night because he wanted to watch Desperate Housewives and ogle Terri Hatcher.

After breaking the news, Hearthrob seemed a little less than impressed. "Yeah, sounds like fun, too bad there cracking down on foreign perverts subverting their women," he said. I may talk smack about him, but at least he does his research.

Nonetheless, I decided a weekend in Cambodia was better than a weekend watching the Lost Boys and masturbating to Guns and Ammo. Again.

I was only able to take a few photos due to camera laws, but I'm sure you'll enjoy. This top one is of the courtyard. Check out those solid concrete benches. The tour guide tried to convince me that those trees are hundreds of years old, but they were way too tiny. Just because I don't speak your language doesn't mean I'm some idiot! I know a sapling when I see one.

The next installment: My accommodations!