Portrait of the Heart-throb
The one and only, the American Heart-throb.
posted by The American Heart-throb @ 9:54 PM
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Too Real Americans
This is the place to learn more about the 2 most in your face American sensations, The American Heart-throb and The American Ass. The Heart-throb loves ladies, drinking, and rocking out (acoustically) on the hoods' of cars. The Ass loves, well, being an ass and being an American, of course. They just might have blogged your girlfriend.
Saturday, August 28, 2004
The one and only, the American Heart-throb.
About Me
- Name: The American Heart-throb
- Location: Stavromula Beta, Georgia, United States
I put the F U in fun. I can also be found rocking out (acoustically) atop the hood of big cars. Other times I can found cavorting around downtown in various photo-ops.
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Notice all 9 key elements for full-on Heart-throb sex appeal are present:
1. Straw hat
2. High fashion necktie.
3. Leather pants.
4. Belt buckle of considerable proportions.
5. White t-shirt with no sleeves showing off the goods and ink.
6. NOFX pin.
7. Abe Lincoln facial hair.
8. Beer bottle in convenient location.
9. Trademarked sexy wink & grin with a pistol shot.
That is one sexy mo-fo.
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